<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15606505</id><updated>2009-02-20T19:12:12.202-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Saint Agitator</title><subtitle type='html'>God's Gift to Taboo-Ridden Christians</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>St. Agitator</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00771933025483513507</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15606505.post-112462059205337132</id><published>2005-09-11T03:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-02T23:29:30.440-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Who's Your Daddy?</title><content type='html'>A word about authority is in order.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One Church father noted that "he who has not the church for his mother has not God for his Father." I believe that statement to be true.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who are you going to believe? It is a perennial question. Who is going to be your moral guide?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="fullpost"&gt; &lt;br /&gt;You have every right to hold strict moral convictions when it comes to such lifestyle issues as drinking alcohol. I want to be careful to affirm that right. What I am attempting to do here is make some observations about certain strictures that are often imposed upon the consciences of Christians that are not appropriate to be so imposed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15606505-112462059205337132?l=saintagitator.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/feeds/112462059205337132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15606505&amp;postID=112462059205337132' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default/112462059205337132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default/112462059205337132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/2005/09/whos-your-daddy.html' title='Who&apos;s Your Daddy?'/><author><name>St. Agitator</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00771933025483513507</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08651985224507104768'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15606505.post-112453268171065698</id><published>2005-09-04T03:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-21T03:28:27.580-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What is an "agitator?"</title><content type='html'>Now, you know the thing inside your upright washing machine? That pole-like thing sits in the middle to rotate back and forth and get your clothes clean. That is an agitator. But, that really doesn't answer the question.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let's turn to the dictionary:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;agitate - &lt;br /&gt;1 a &lt;em&gt;obsolete &lt;/em&gt;: to give motion to &lt;br /&gt;b : to move with an irregular, rapid, or violent action &lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;the storm agitated the sea&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 : to excite and often trouble the mind or feelings of : DISTURB&lt;br /&gt;3 a : to discuss excitedly and earnestly &lt;br /&gt;b : to stir up public discussion of&lt;br /&gt;intransitive senses : to attempt to arouse public feeling &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;agitator - &lt;br /&gt;one that agitates : as &lt;br /&gt;a : one who stirs up public feeling on controversial issues &lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;political agitators&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;b : a device or an apparatus for stirring or shaking &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;source: m-w.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would apply all of the above to this humble blog.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15606505-112453268171065698?l=saintagitator.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/feeds/112453268171065698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15606505&amp;postID=112453268171065698' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default/112453268171065698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default/112453268171065698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/2005/09/what-is-agitator.html' title='What is an &quot;agitator?&quot;'/><author><name>St. Agitator</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00771933025483513507</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08651985224507104768'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15606505.post-112453247424724743</id><published>2005-08-28T03:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-21T03:27:40.473-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Things I Eschew</title><content type='html'>I am not an antinomian. Obedience to God's commands is part of being a Christian.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I do not believe in indiscriminate tolerance. I believe that judging others is essential if one is to function in human society. Judging ourselves is equally, if not more, important.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I do not subscribe to the maxim "if it feels good, do it." I believe in both self-control (an aspect of the fruit of the Spirit) and self-denial (an aspect of being a disciple of Christ).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am not an epicurean, an infidel or a hedonist. I do not exalt the pursuit of pleasure above all else. (I realize that the original Epicureans were not guilty of this). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am also not an asthete in the negative/misunderstood sense of the word. I do not deny the legitimate place of sensual pleasure. Food, sex, comfort, rest all have their place and should be valued.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15606505-112453247424724743?l=saintagitator.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/feeds/112453247424724743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15606505&amp;postID=112453247424724743' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default/112453247424724743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default/112453247424724743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/2005/08/things-i-eschew.html' title='Things I Eschew'/><author><name>St. Agitator</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00771933025483513507</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08651985224507104768'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15606505.post-112452278078844591</id><published>2005-08-21T00:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-21T03:26:38.543-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Safeguards and Commitments</title><content type='html'>***&lt;br /&gt;I believe in the inspiration of the Scriptures.&lt;br /&gt;I believe in the necessity of holiness and am engaged in its pursuit (Hebrews 12:14).&lt;br /&gt;I believe in the Incarnate Christ who is both the one who makes possible our salvation and the example for us to follow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I believe a lot of other stuff but thought that these three things were especially pertinent to this blog.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15606505-112452278078844591?l=saintagitator.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/feeds/112452278078844591/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15606505&amp;postID=112452278078844591' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default/112452278078844591'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default/112452278078844591'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/2005/08/safeguards-and-commitments_21.html' title='Safeguards and Commitments'/><author><name>St. Agitator</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00771933025483513507</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08651985224507104768'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15606505.post-112452084610298500</id><published>2005-08-14T23:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-21T03:26:22.693-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Why Am I Here?</title><content type='html'>****&lt;br /&gt;I may be called "Saint Agitator" because I go about stirring up minds in a holy manner. Or I may be called "Saint Agitator" because I make other Christians mad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would like to think that some of what goes on here will be profitable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes I will simply be ranting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This could get interesting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would like to toss around some thoughts regarding common Evangelical taboos and practices. I have spent time in some extremely culturally conservative sects of Christianity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For example, I spent a few weekends with folks who would not unbutton the top button of their shirts because they thought it was immodest. I bet you cannot say "Been there, done that." I'll give you a rum-flavored lolipop if you can.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some of the topics I will be considering:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Drinking alcohol in moderation and Smoking&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Profanity&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Masturbation &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Physical Intimacy between Unmarried Persons&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;"Secular" Entertainment - music, movies, TV, etc.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Modest Dress&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Why should you stick around? You probably shouldn't. Why should you care? You probably shouldn't. Why should I spend my time doing this? I probably shouldn't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now that that's out of the way, let's begin.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15606505-112452084610298500?l=saintagitator.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/feeds/112452084610298500/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15606505&amp;postID=112452084610298500' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default/112452084610298500'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default/112452084610298500'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/2005/08/why-am-i-here.html' title='Why Am I Here?'/><author><name>St. Agitator</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00771933025483513507</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08651985224507104768'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15606505.post-112452307779519673</id><published>2005-08-13T00:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-08-21T03:27:09.473-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Logo</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.gizmohighway.com/images/main_photos/washer.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://www.gizmohighway.com/images/main_photos/washer.gif" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/15606505-112452307779519673?l=saintagitator.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/feeds/112452307779519673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15606505&amp;postID=112452307779519673' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default/112452307779519673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/15606505/posts/default/112452307779519673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://saintagitator.blogspot.com/2005/08/logo.html' title='Logo'/><author><name>St. Agitator</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00771933025483513507</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08651985224507104768'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>